Red Clay and Glitter: Tales of a Southern Mama

True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.

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Thursday, November 30, 2017

11 PM

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When you have a 14  year old son, this is the story of your life. In the last week, I've been informed by Dylan on three different night...
Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Love Is Doing The Laundry

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As you know, I am loving watching my favorite Christmas movies on Hallmark this season, but you can totally tell that women write these scri...
Monday, November 27, 2017

Black Friday

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Funny memory of Bran and I doing some Black Friday shopping, which included a stop at my favorite store, Kirklands!  Needless to say, it isn...
Friday, November 24, 2017

Priceless

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(2011) Made a priceless memory today when I went over to help Mom decorate the tables for Thanksgiving ... Lily Claire and Grammie were two ...

Plans

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(2015) Nothing like having your 17 year old son wake you up on vacation to show you all his plans and ideas for the "sleeve tattoo...

Just Say No ...

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I just feel the need to say that I hate any Christmas movie that (A) has the same day repeating itself over and over again until the charact...
Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Incognito

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(2013) Skeet made the boys' day yesterday when he came home and told them that a friend had given him FOUR tickets to the GA/GA Tech gam...
Monday, November 20, 2017

Dead

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(2015) Tonight we walked all around Bass Pro Shop with the kids and Dylan kept trying to scare Lily about the "stuffed" taxidermy-...

Not Allowed

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(2013) Dylan keeps going in Lily's room to jump and wrestle around and he keeps messing up her bed and knocking over all her dollhouse f...

Economics

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(2014) Shoot me now ... Dylan "forgot" to tell me about a test he has tomorrow in economics until ten o'clock tonight. Nothing...

Get Well Soon

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Someone felt the need to put a helium balloon that said "Get Well Soon" on a dead dear on the side of the road! Sick humor, I know...
Thursday, November 16, 2017

Bible Class

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Laughing so hard after talking to Bran tonight!  He had to take his final in Bible class today and he didn't realize until yesterday tha...
Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Torture

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(2014) Hahahahahaaa!  It is so fun to torture teenagers!! Bran was laying on the couch and the old version of Footloose was on TV.  I kept w...
Monday, November 13, 2017

Hot Rod

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My friends have always told me that God was laughing when he sent me two rowdy boys, being the "girlie girl" that I am and after g...

There’s Always Tomorrow

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(2016) This morning, as I was driving the kids through Burger King to get them a sausage biscuit for breakfast, I succumbed to pressure a...
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