Red Clay and Glitter: Tales of a Southern Mama

True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Tobacco

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Today my students were learning about the early American Southern colonies and how they planted tobacco crops in order to make a profit. The...

Pretty Words

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(2012) Oh dear.  Lily Claire came skipping up to me in her PJs all ready for bed and proudly told me that she had already said her goodnight...
Monday, January 28, 2019

Breakfast

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(2013) When I woke up this morning, I saw on my nighstand that Dylan and Lily Claire had served me a fantastic breakfast in bed!  Just becau...
Saturday, January 26, 2019

Wealth Management

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Dear Wells Fargo, Thank you for your diligence in having my back with your daily "wealth management" email alerts. Considering th...
Friday, January 25, 2019

Survival

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Skeet and I are watching a survival show called "Dude You're Screwed" where these Navy Seal guys kidnap you and drop you in so...

Automatic

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I got Mom and Dad an automatic soap dispenser for their kitchen sink that squirts out soap when you pass your hand underneath it. I have bee...
Thursday, January 24, 2019

Sunny

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(2016) Lily just informed me that she knows what God looks like. Apparently, He's "big and sunny."
Monday, January 21, 2019

Engineer

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I think I just broke a world record by eating about eight pounds of peanut butter on one teeny celery stick.  Pretty sure I could have had a...
Sunday, January 20, 2019

Everything Old

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(2014) Oh how I love when "everything old is new again."  Lily found up her closet the whole basket of children's books on tap...
Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Girl Cake

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(204) Lily Claire came home all excited today because she had just learned that Monday is MLK Jr.'s birthday!  She asked me if we were g...

Napkin

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(2013) Lily was painting with her little watercolors and got some paint on her hands.  She came out to the family room and proceeded to wip...

Pop Tart

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(2012) Life With Boys ... again:  I walked in my bedroom and found Dylan eating a bunch of PopTarts on my bed.  There were crumbs all over S...
Sunday, January 13, 2019

Wrong Era

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Wow, I was born in the wrong era!  I'm watching an old movie from the 30s and the wife is hiring a maid to cook, take care of the childr...
Saturday, January 12, 2019

Brothers

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(2014) This is what happens when you have two big brothers!  A room full of princesses and a wrestling mask!

Little Visits

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(2013) Lily, Dylan, and I have been reading "Little Visits with God" each evening, and tonight when it was time to read, Lily scre...
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