Red Clay and Glitter: Tales of a Southern Mama

True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.

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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

We The People

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Something hilarious happened tonight when we were at Mah Jong Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal my father-in-law made a joke with t...
Sunday, November 24, 2019

Christmas Movies

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I just feel the need to say that I hate any Christmas movie that (A) has the same day repeating itself over and over again until the charact...

Memory

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(2012) Made a priceless memory today when I went over to help Mom decorate the tables for Thanksgiving ... Lily Claire and Grammie were two ...

Sleeve

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(2016) Nothing like having your 17 year old son wake you up on vacation to show you all his plans and ideas for the "sleeve tattoo...
Friday, November 15, 2019

Torture

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(2016) Hahahahahaaa!  It is so fun to torture teenagers!! Bran was laying on the couch and the old version of Footloose was on TV.  I kept w...
Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Hot Rod

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(2017) This memory made me laugh out loud ... Brandon Taylor My friends have always told me that God was laughing when he sent me two rowdy...

Hero

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How to be a hero in two easy steps... 1. Receive a text that says “I’m starving” from your 15 -year-old son who is on the school bus headin...
Sunday, November 10, 2019

Alternate Universe

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(2014) I shared this with my teacher friends at school today, but I had to share the funniest thing that happened to me at school this morni...

Clear

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The lady next me at the Nail Shop is showing impressive restraint! We are both getting a pedicure and while my person is slathering “Ultra N...
Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Ronald

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I shared this with my teacher friends at school today, but I had to share the funniest thing that happened to me at school this morning!  I ...

Ballot

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A funny memory from a prior voting day... Skeet Taylor ... you are NUTS!  He couldn't get his ballot to work today at one point when he...
Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Fifty Shades

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So glad I FINALLY got to color my hair today before it got the starring role in 50 Shades of Blond, Orange, Gold, and Gray!!! 😂😂
Monday, November 4, 2019

Awkward

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(2011) It's official ... Skeet has been out of town WAY too much the past few months.  How do I know this?  Because tonight a very scrag...

Mommy Days

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(2011) Lily Claire has started calling the weekends "Mommy Day" since we get to hang out together without going to school!  I love...

Grammie

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(2012) Had Mom and Dad over tonight for BBQ sandwiches and to watch football/The Good Witch movie from Hallmark!  I had even MORE fun watchi...
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