Red Clay and Glitter: Tales of a Southern Mama

True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.

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Saturday, April 29, 2023

Scotch Tape

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 (2016) You might teach third graders if ...You can’t find the Scotch tape on your desk and two of your little girls pipe up and say, “Oh we...
Friday, April 28, 2023

China

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 (2014) Life with Dylan 101.  He was assigned a project in his Social Studies class to learn about China. His task was to bring in a Chinese...
Sunday, April 23, 2023

Easter

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 (2011) Life with Dylan:  This morning we were talking about Easter and I said, "Jesus died for us then rose from the grave three days ...
Friday, April 21, 2023

Book

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(2012) I gave Lily a new Berenstain Bears book this morning and she gasped real big and said, "Wow! This is my most favoritest book I n...
Thursday, April 20, 2023

Nehi Peach & Boiled Peanuts

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Nehi Peach and boiled peanuts.  Takes me back to our dating days when Skeet and I stopped along the roadside in the mountains to buy boiled ...
Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Useless

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 (2016) Helping Bran with a paper for his British Lit class tonight that is about how the Victorian ideals of the time were portrayed in Dic...

Rag A Muffin

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 (2011) Whenever Lily Claire has been outside playing and she looks a mess, I tell her she looks like a little "rag-a-muffin."  To...
Saturday, April 15, 2023

Skunk

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 (2013) Dylan came home all dirty and sweaty from his batting practice then played outside until dark.  When he came in, Lily took one step ...
Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Rules

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 (2013) One of the hallmarks of being a Southern mother .... reminding your kids of every rule of good manners ever known to man while takin...
Friday, April 7, 2023

Marshmallows

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 (2010) Skeet bought Dylan a big bag of mini-marshmallows and now he's the new George Washington Carver of marshmallows!  So far he'...
Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Scratches

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I had a sweet memory today. I was cleaning the master bathroom this morning, and as I was scrubbing the sink on Skeet’s side, I noticed all ...
Sunday, April 2, 2023

Senior Citizen

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 (2021) One of my students asked me today if I was a senior citizen!😂😂😂 Ummm ... no, but at this point I certainly feel like one, but wit...
Monday, March 27, 2023

Cheering

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 (2013) Guess I was cheering too loudly for Dyl at his ballgame because Lily turned to me and said, “Sshhhh, Mom! You’re making my ears go b...
Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Brawl

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 Today’s Blog Highlight … Brawl It's a pretty sure sign that the world is in a serious downward spiral when the news headline of the day...
Saturday, March 18, 2023

BSOL

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 (2016)   Those of you who know me are aware that I'm not really known for having extensive baseball knowledge (ok, none), and I've ...
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