Hilarious exchange between Grammie and Brandon tonight ... I call it Brandon is from Mars, Grammie is from Venus ....
Brandon: I put a Browning sticker on the back of my new truck.
Grammie: A brownie sticker?
Brandon: No, BROWNING.
Grammie: What is Browning?
Brandon: It's like a hunting and gun brand at Bass Pro Shop.
Grammie: (Frowning with disapproval)
Brandon: I also put one of these stickers on it (pointing to his shirt)
Grammie: What is that? A bomb?!
Brandon: Um, no ... it's the Oakley logo.
Grammie: Oakley?! I've never heard of that! What do they make?!!! Bullets? Knives?!!
Brandon: Sunglasses.
True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Sunday, August 11, 2019
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